lesbianium-z: casdcan: real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ …
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So I showed my friend Abomination today, and upon hearing that Bendy was “conceived” on Henry’s desk, her first response was, “So that’s why Joey hates Henry, he didn’t pay his freaking child support.”
halfusek: WHEEZES
hustlerose: silverishereforapples: noisemachine: hustlerose: SAY “DENNY’S PARKING LOT AT 3AM” ONE MORE TIME say “my last two brain cells” one more fucking time My two brain cells will fight you in the parking lot of Denny’s.
shitpostgenerator: i have learned not to disrespect pasta
grandma-complex: slimesauce: emberpanda: sodomymcscurvylegs: “People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.” Minecraft Players: this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like. hi what the Fuck
santonicababy: Looks like a sweetheart, is a sweetheart: LIBRA, pisces, virgo Looks like a sweetheart, is actually a bitch: TAURUS, cancer, gemini Looks like a bitch, is actually a sweetheart: SCORPIO, leo, capricorn Looks like a bitch, is a bitch: SAGITTARIUS, aries, aquarius
ghosty-graveyard: highly alkaline, best to be contained.
tahthetrickster: tahthetrickster: im going to dismantle this dashboard update board by board i cant believe its been 5 years since the original post and now i have to dismantle this dashboard update board by board aGAIN #tumblr used to be white??? Source: tahthetrickster
porko-rosso: m00nlight-syndrome:
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