Me, on a date: so, what do you think of minions? Them: to be honest I enjoyed them in the first Despicable Me movie, but now people just slap them onto everything and that has ruined minions beyond repair. Me: … Me: Waiter, yes two menus please Waiter: thank god finally someone who’s not only …
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caoanonymousgoa: habitatfordeanwinchester: you will not believe the date i just had This proper human being uses NAPKINS. Source: cineastette
police: we were tipped off that you might be dealing drugs police: we need to search your purse me: wa-wait I need to expla- police: why is this full of breadsticks
jestershark: Things That Interest Me: How memes align really well with germ theory and infectious diseases. Like okay some memes are the more virulent kind, like, for example, the breadsticks meme. ok you have the patient zero, or this post; it remains relatively benign until June, where it gets its first contact with a high …
me: so what do you think of [MEME TEMPLATE CORRUPTED. ABORT/RETRY/IGNORE] you: retyr meme: [COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. CURRENT OPTIONS: ABORT/RETRY/IGNORE] you: retry meme: [REBOOTING SYSTEM…………………………… 100%] meme: [FILE SYSTEM CORRUPT. REPAIRING………………. 45%] meme: [CRITICAL FILE SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM CANNOT BE RESTORED] meme: [ATTEMPTING FACTORY RESET] meme: [REBOOTING SYSTEM…………………………… 100%] meme: [WELCOME TO memeOS. TO LAUNCH …
mariesbookblog: margotkim: tedathon: margotkim: Ah, I see the breadsticks meme, having saturated the market, has passed out of phase one (“classic”) and is now into phase two (“self-referential,” where usage of the meme can only be understood with the original form functioning as referent). I can’t wait to see it reach phase three (“hybrid,” where …
mxcleod: notacooltaco: martiethecat: giantpexch: sweatitoutshutyourmouth: entomancy: stammsternenstaub: unreliablefairyservant: samfuckingvimes: therainbowbandit: The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life …
me, the waitress: where the fuck are all the bread sticks going
Olive Garden waitress: I’m sorry, but we’re out of breadsticks. Me, shoving date into my bag: I have to leave immediately.
Me: so how do you feel about the breadstick meme? Date: hoe don’t do it… Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I’m sorry I have to leave right now immediately Date: oh my god
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