bunnygloss: i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine
Tag Archives: cryptids
lambrini-socialism: lord-kitschener: Cryptid Every pixel of this image is filled with a protective energy. Reblog the shadow cat cryptid for good fortune and to receive glowing eyes.
itsdralicorn: slothsleuth: caitninja: nigokigamma: truckfondler420: transramonaflowers: gansmaltz: r3ally-bad-url: glumshoe: glumshoe: Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys. you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get …
brynndowney: sar-can-the-dragon-man: transramonaflowers: gansmaltz: r3ally-bad-url: glumshoe: glumshoe: Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys. you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get thousands of notes …
gansmaltz: r3ally-bad-url: glumshoe: glumshoe: Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys. you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get thousands of notes let’s hear it …
me, holding my bf’s wing: i..love you…..mothman… my bf, mothman: *gentle moth noises*
me in the middle of the forest at 4 am: i want to see my little boy bigfoot, carrying mothman in his arms: here he comes
turing-tested: name your cats after cryptids so you can say things like “mothman got hair all over my favorite sweater again” or “the way bigfoot comes running after me when I open a can of tuna is really cute”
slimetony: I want to be a cryptid but not like I want to turn into mothman or bigfoot I just want to be regular old me but hanging out in the woods in a t-shirt and jeans and people look for me with binoculars and they find me hoarding stones by a riverbed eating lil …