ain’t that the life though? ya think you’ll go down in history as angst queen of fandom hell, and whad’ya know? fate snatches that away on the wings of one careless sentence… *whispers* it’s not gay if he’s dead Chrissy. it’s necrophilia. you did this to yourself.

phantomrose96: IM ABOUT TO GO CHURN OUT THREE FANFICS A DAY. ALL OF THE WORST MOST ATROCIOUS FATES IMAGINABLE. ALL DEATH. ALL PAIN. ALL THINGS THAT WILL HAUNT PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP. THINGS THAT ONLY THE MOST SCREWED UP PEOPLE WOULD FIND PLEASURE IN READING BECAUSE ILL BE DAMNED IF THIS FUCKING NOT GAY IF HES DEAD …

look what youve done. what youve unleashed upon the world. this will be your undoing.

phantomrose96: DONT I FUCKING KNOW IT MY IRL FRIENDS FOUND IT. THEY READ IT. THEYRE CONSPIRING TO BUY ME THE FUCKING T SHIRT. THIS IS THE LOWEST POINT OF MY GARBAGE LIFE. I CANT HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM THE FLAMES OF HELL

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a meme. … I’m sorry I don’t know why I wrote this. I’ve just been watching your slow descent into meme-hood and wanted to comment. If it makes ya feel any better, I Thoreau-ly (yea I can’t spell for my life) enjoyed your gf fan fic. Carry on. 👍🏾

phantomrose96: Azmal has discovered me! At my lowest! What cruel fate However the phrase “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a meme” just about sums up the past few days with immaculate accuracy, so thanks for equipping me with the proper means of describing my fall from grace. (AlsoOzzhasreadmyfanfictionohwowokay …

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