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pikky-pokky: “Oh hey dude”
Me: I now ship a demon and a teenage boy Me: again Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Is the demon another floating shape? Me: …no Friend: thank god
typovision: I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person
sonneillonv: pizzaback: I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than …
Me: *internally screaming* I just want a queer platonic relationship Literally everyone I know: A what?? Me: *internally screaming continues* (via thingsyoushouldknow7) Source: thingsyoushouldknow7
Me, on a date: Yeah, I’ll be honest. I’m actually aromantic and I just came here to steal breadsticks. Them: Really? Me too. Me, shoving breadsticks into my bag: Come on, I can fit more if you help me.
me trying to read fanfiction
daeva-agas: conversationparade: ‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’ ‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’ ‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’ ‘…she wrapped her …
post: SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE me:
me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich me now: what i’ve made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, …