D: “Cipher, we’re going to make pie for the town bake sale, so go pick some blackberries.”
W: “Y-yes, Master Dipper.” *Runs out with a little basket and a sunhat*
☆~1 hour passes~☆
W: *Runs in blubbering with a small scrape on his cheek* “M-Master, I got scratched!”
D: *Clicks his tongue, annoyed* “C’mere, Cipher, let’s get you cleaned up.” *Wets a towel, rubs Will’s cheek, puts a band-aid on the wound, and kisses it*
W: *Touches the spot where Dipper kissed him, blushing in disbelief* … *Rushes outside again*
D: “Wow, not even a thank y-”
W: *Bursts back inside excitedly after running right through a particularly thorny blackberry bush* “M-Master, I got scratched again! A lot more than last time!”
D: … *Grins wickedly as it dawns on him* “Sii-is! Can you get me the rubbing alcohol? The kind that stings?”
W: *Eyes widen, runs outside for the rest of the afternoon*
★~Conclusion: dIPPER YOU LITTLE SHIT~★