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officialmitski: the beach boys were right…..it would be nice
certified-kindergartner: Source: beelzbat
countesscuriosity: bendingsignpost: oliverqueenlance: mynameisarrakis: trash-bot: reystars: I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on …
ironinkpen: me: [listens to a new song] my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it
sluttyoliveoil: date a girl who eats books
nimblermortal: agentrandom: onajam: silly-slacker-person: rellasnowheenim: pepper-stark: This is my favorite celebrity headline of today John Mulaney voice: It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money. That means that I traded goods and/or services. …
shadybacon: marcherarrant: I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable Source: marcherarrant
airfierce: He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him… Source: kitschyliving
evilkitten3: stardustbinch: when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is: Old person: by the way a VHS is Me: I was born in 1997, not yesterday