rnniee: thedinodad: beatlesweatles: sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is: me, holding up my cat: stinky wife: no!! don’t be mean!!! me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man wife: No!!!!!!!! my mother, …
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nimblermortal: agentrandom: onajam: silly-slacker-person: rellasnowheenim: pepper-stark: This is my favorite celebrity headline of today John Mulaney voice: It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money. That means that I traded goods and/or services. …
b0kunoanime: lauraannegilman: korrasera: legsdemandias: tanfasticanna: sleepyseatowns: tanfasticanna: Hey unpopular opinion but while the “the curtains are just fucking blue” meme is funny and all, sometimes writers use symbolism and sometimes the curtains are not just fucking blue sometimes specification of colors means something because sometimes writers think about adding depth and nuance to their work …
enjoloras: enjoloras: Did I ever tell you guys the story about how my ex-boyfriend nearly became the first person to die in a duel in England in over 100 years whilst duelling my then-boyfriend?? Okay so. In the interest of their privacy I’ll be referring to them by the initials of their first names, so …
wereralph: rattmice: greylilacs: omigawdmatt: kidzbopdeathgrips: wereralph: plutoniumbombs: wereralph: angelgurlhearts-2: wereralph: smatter: wereralph: after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out your WHAT My Werewolf Boyfriend I’m sorry, am I reading that right?? MY So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed? Watermelon Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking …
toalltheshowsilove: capricorpus: hexglyphs: hexglyphs: *experiences romance once* augh… my delicate constitution… *develops consumptive fever and falls into a coma* did you attend middle school in the 19th century or something i lived in a really rural town and we were doing an incubation unit in science at the time and the teacher joked that we’d …
quinzelade: iamnoonewhoareyou: systlin: veronica-rich: simplelittlepaperyanon: himbozack: spoonfulofwhoopass: feminist-james: despazito: despazito: vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are …
lost-incyber-space: skyakafreckles: samthe-onion-nigga: freewillandphysics: teal-deer: witchyroses: art–felt: I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit …
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