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unexplained-events: The 1973 Pascagoula Alien Abduction On October 11th, 1973 co-workers Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker were fishing on the Pascagoula River in Mississippi when all of a sudden they saw an oval shaped craft hovering above them. When it landed three robot looking aliens stepped out of the craft (they looked like the ones …
NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace. Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice. NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over 🙂 Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn’t advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while. NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing? …
obviously-bored: barryiris: jeanpaulfarte: in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that? i want a story where …
evilblogger: i want bernie sanders to become president because when they debrief him about the aliens i think he will tell all of us and thats what we truly need
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burritoaburrido: alien: *abducts me* me: omg huge fan thx
prozdvoices: Anonymous said: If your still asking for requests could you do an alien ordering a pizza from a store trying to sound like a human but clearly not? one peeiza plese
alien: wow human, you don’t have a skeleton and yet you manage to stay in a fairly consistent shape. what’s your secret? human: ohoho, well my secret… *leans in closer* is that i keep my skeleton INSIDE my flesh alien: :OOOOOO holy shit
thotchery: iamindyamarie: Finally NICE Source: unexplained-events
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