yeeeem: but seriously if aliens came to earth most of you would wanna fuck em
Tag Archives: aliens
fallintolife: fallintolife: fallintolife: fallintolife: fallintolife: I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ??? and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and …
sinnamonghoul: Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens
morbidmanatee: jungwildeandfree: ethantheheffalump: cerynn: theamazingsallyhogan: the-gender-enigma: prokopetz: Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”. Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre. pro cilantro and anti cilantro Just to screw with us they refer …
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Humans Are Weird
editor-c: onnastik: lochtayboatsong: strangenewclassrooms: exvind: galaxystew: down-sizing: otherwise-called-squidpope: unicornempire: arcticfoxbear: the-grand-author: wuestenratte: val-tashoth: crazy-pages: radioactivepeasant: arafaelkestra: arcticfoxbear: So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the …
trash-bot: constitutionalist-slav: mojave-red: Humans “Man is hit by a speeding car and thrown 25 feet. Gets up with no injuries.” Also Humans “Man slips on floor and hits head on counter, dies instantly.” We’re set for die instantly or never and there’s no in between This reads like an alien meme
armedandgayngerous: zooophagous: defineprogress: zooophagous: I heard y’all like theories about aliens interacting with humans in unexpected ways so consider this: The first time an alien race captures a wild human it’s a dudebro with a bunch of tribal tattoos and the aliens assume these are natural human markings. Nah. Any alien civilization capable of interstellar …
obviously-bored: barryiris: jeanpaulfarte: in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that? i want a story where …
jumpingjacktrash: teratocybernetics: momothefiddler: momothefiddler: transagenda: codeawayhaley: According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and …
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