galoosreblogger: super8motel: spacehunter-m: red delicious apples are a waste of agricultural resources They literally only exist so much because baby boomers liked how pretty they were and didn’t care that they were disgusting. By the 90s grocery stores routinely bought them and threw them away. “…the paradox of the Red Delicious: alluring yet undesirable, the …
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nihilistgirlfriend: plantanarchy: nihilistgirlfriend: plantanarchy: still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples A farmer, by hand and with love and care wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
astudyinimagination: bookavid: acejeangrey: preciouscauliflower: had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” and, y’know, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like “doctor wot r u gonna do” and ten …
aterribleidea: thehobbutts: thehobbutts: audreyjensensgirl: thehobbutts: i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up …
is it possible to grow a potted apple tree from seed?
biodiverseed: Short answer, yes. If you’re skilled enough with pruning and care, you can even grow an apple as a bonsai. Long answer: check out the apple archive.
snorlaxatives: do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket
preussens-tugenden: soloontherocks: iwannaforgettheworld: senpaiexpress: the-darkmortaldevices: gallifrey-feels: mellieforyellie: scarvenrot: mooneymannyinthesky: yukitalia: 8oo: youregoingtolovemynuts: dysphorism: I am still thinking about this Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all. So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen. I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE …
fussybabybitch: Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task
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