penfairy: allandnot: penfairy: my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear – by all accounts a green and tasty friend – and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water – by all accounts a harmful, …
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chickensandwich: stylish yet illegal
bunjywunjy: blad-the-inhaler: bunjywunjy: writingonapples: bunjywunjy: someone please photoshop this little fella onto a skateboard as god intended @bunjywunjy he’s going places now someone give this good good boy a helmet and knee pads! SAFETY FIRST. @bunjywunjy Safety is cool. Don’t be a square, prepare. THIS RAD YOUNG MAN IS READY TO HIT THE STREETS Source: …
robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom
birbfriends: geromanly: superziggy: In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music. Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance Classic
falseknees: Sam just found out about cashews Source: falseknees
hankthebird: This bird is smarter than mine, who just walk into the spray. Source: sassysaidie
picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Source: picsthatmakeyougohmm
voidbat: sweetiesugarbird: penfairy: When my parrot wants pets off someone he’ll go up to them, say hello, and lower his head to expose his neck. Recently, however, he’s been doing this to a pitch black crevice behind the couch, even trying to cajole the darkness with kissy noises and getting sad when the void won’t …
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