Me: *lies awake at night thinking about the sheer amount of identity theft going on in the Jurassic Park movies* Me: *whispering to self* You deserved better, velociraptor. Deinonychus should never have stolen your name
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You know what always gets me when I’m watching the Jurassic Park movies? The fact that the author of the books did a thing that the movies also did. Namely, they took deinonychus and called it a velociraptor. Because it “sounded more dramatic.” People think “deinonychus” is called “velociraptor” because they thought the name sounded better. …
tearstainedashes: Got this off a friend’s snipchute. This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Chris Pratt: I’m your raptor dad raptors: that’s legit you look just like us bad dinosaur: he’s not your real father raptors: what?!? we’re adopted?? raptors: father…how could you lie to us?? Chris Pratt: how could you turn my owN CHILDREN AGAINST ME??????????
mary-margaret-musical-mess: Happy 4th of July!!!! Source: marvelousgoatgirl
aceshouseofcards: I saw Jurassic World last night and raptor dad is best dad.
willow-s-linda: babies
playingeminor: So apparently the boy from the original Jurassic Park has a twitter. Source: playingeminor
jurassicdaily: “We have one good target gentlemen, do not shoot my raptors. Please.” Source: jurassicdaily
agentwa: an au where the raptors are just owens rebellious teenage children Source: theaqueenofficial