punlich: destroyroxy: punlich: I love how d&d sorcerers basically have magic because people just cannot stop having sex with dragons and elementals and rift demons, it’s just an epidemic of monster fucking going on here. are you implying you wouldn’t fuck a dragon I never said it was a bad epidemic
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Character Sheets For Every Edition
dungeonsanddragonscampaign: For your use, I have compiled one or two character sheets from each edition! All credit goes to the people who have created them – this is just a mini-masterlist to put them all in one place. Happy Gaming! BasicAD&D3.5 (Interactive)3.5 4e5e5e (Official)
yourplayersaidwhat: Context: So into one of our longer campaigns we encountered a deadly threat in the form of what I think was a succubus/siren type thing. She had this special power over men that would cause them to fall asleep while she preyed upon the women. I was the only female in the party and all …
aximili: online job application quiz: you are approached by a customer who is unhappy about an order they have placed and would like a refund, but you are very busy. what do you do in this scenario?me: (checking stats) i roll to seduce the customer,
homeoftheringadweeb: nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning …
Roll to see how many bees are in the audience. Our DM as our party walked onstage to perform a play. (via spadefish) Source: outofcontextdnd
Thankfully some Gods aren’t easily offended
yourplayersaidwhat: Playing a home brew game, the party is investigating a missing person and end up at the library and are trying to question the Librarian who’s not giving them anything. Mage: *throws down spell card* I want to use Zone of Truth! Me (DM): Are you SURE? Thief: If the DM asks you that …
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banana-spice: cultural-holidayurlism: svartalfhild: socially-awkward-supervillian: cometcrystal: play dnd with these @thecomputerisyourfriend “Roll a Perception check.” “I got a poop emoji.” “Then you don’t see shit.” Later: “Roll an attack.” “I got a sunglasses emoji.” “You choke the goblin to death and then drop a sick pun.” ‘emo dice’ @weirdwyvern Source: cometcrystal
cometcrystal: play dnd with these Source: cometcrystal
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