kisamesfacioplegia: “Your family bonds have dissolved in discussions over the correct article for nutella. At dawn, you lay in a corner of your room whispering “Der… die… das…” to yourself. There is no answer.” – German meme gothic, from this post As a language with not only two, but three different articles, deciding on one …
Tag Archives: german
frozen-stars: in german we dont say “fuckboi” we say “kevin” and i think thats beautiful
sovietcigarettesandstuff: bobbyhellstrom: leandraholmes: We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid: “Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!” “Lord, throw some brains from the heavens." fave follow-up: "oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.” – “or stones as long as he hits the mark” Germans don’t fuck about.
redvinesgiraffe: democracykills: swaggersbackto-theimpala: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
the-prankster: glee4ever: melodies-of-shibuya: I love german – seriously “Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡ zusammenkommen – meet zusammen kommen – having an orgasm together and don’t forget the classic: gut zu Vögeln sein – to be good to birds gut zu vögeln sein – to be …
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