you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: – ancient rivalry between the north and south branch of the same supermarket– raw minced pork sandwiches are a thing (yes they can give you hepatitis C) (no that won’t stop them)– watching an extremely obscure 17-minute comedy short film about a noblewoman and a butler in english every new year’s eve– never cross …
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planeswalker-umbral: nichtschwert: irishfino: ithelpstodream: “it’s just a parking lot” exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing. [drives over hitler’s death site] Bloody amazing. And you know what’s right next to it? That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews. So if you …
misteranthrope: lastqueenoftexas: There it is. Germans learned a hard lesson in the pitfalls of nationalism that Americans have yet to learn. Source: quakerjoe
hopeforbrighter: official-berlin: squirrelofdoom: abessinier: memeguy-com: Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists. the oldest yet biggest …
zukosgay: is germany okay
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micdotcom: Mein Kampf is a best-seller in Germany once again — but this version is different The last time Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf was available for purchase in Germany, it was a best-seller — albeit only because of the author’s efforts to make it a mandatory fixture in German homes. On Friday, the book was republished as …
meanie-miss-farron: phiillii: sassygayelk: solalah: goingloco: im-the-queen-of-steampunk: gemmyd: so you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food You can in German. IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR FOOD IN A TOWN CALLED FOOD The best thing are the tags of people reblogging this. Germans lose their shit and Americans are kinda confused. By …
ferriminera: In America, police busts meth labs, finding 500kg of drugs. In Germany, police busts illegal Wurst-productions, finding 500kg of meat.
germans: ok, so our country is called Deutschland the french: got it. the country of Allemagne germans: …no? that doesn’t even sound like it the english: oh no, we got it, it’s Germany germans: not even close the polish: it’s Niemcy, right? germans: how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way …
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