ohabutt: in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what …

alfred-f-you-jones: aph-potato: alfred-f-you-jones: Ok yeah but why don’t people talk more about America canonly being 19 years old?? I mean that’s pretty frickin great. Just imagine this dorks voice cracking in the most awkward way, imagine the acne struggle, imagine the raging hormones. Imagine him coming in to one meeting all lanky and string-beany looking and the …

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