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Tag Archives: lmfao
new term thats completely inclusive!!!!!
sapropel: officialaphobe: Everybody on Earth Astronautphobia never sleeps
kylo: me after discreetly tasting yet another himalayan salt lamp
atomic-jotunn: The weird thing to me about that crab cycle meme is that crabs have these weirdly complicated life-cycles, in which they change shape an entirely excessive number of times. So really…
lierdumoa: evilminji: moonsofavalon: star-lord: lilian-cho: roachpatrol: vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.” Vulcans’ first contact …
aminoasinine: brainwolves: my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest …
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safety-officer-barto: setheverman: setheverman: setheverman: ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo… this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE …
cockhunt: can they like release new vegetables
fullmetalwindbreaker: the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats Source: fullmetalwindbreaker