ME – Site Title

thomasscresswell:

mjalti: why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

raiseyoulikeaphoenix: havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

floozys: me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

taptrial2: when you like a bad show and start to think about how to improve it

Source: encoffin

editor-c: yaboyponky: yaboyponky: Me bustin open the Church doors during service and running towards the Baptism pool: This is the funniest fucking tag on this post @eckcro

hexglyphs: character who is exactly My Type™️ of fave: exists me:

ironwoman359: penguinlove1001: me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy* toy: *makes very loud noise* me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn’t just do that I am so glad this experience is universal

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *picks a thing up w/ my feet* ambidexterity