straightouttanarnia: aproposthessaly: pearlsthatwereeyes: mihrsuri: star-anise: goshawke: hannibal-and-dory: pinkrocksugar: adramofpoison: children aren’t dumb. we knew that trophies meant nothing when everyone in the fucking class got one Also who was giving out those fucking trophies? SPOILER ALERT IT WASN’T US. IT WAS YOU. Who the fuck got trophies?? I got a piece of paper saying Participation …
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inquisitorhotpants: thattallnerdybean: dvadad: cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today millennial: oh that’s ok no worries 🙂 baby boomer: But listen that’s the thing. We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail job. Because corporate has figured out you can overwork 4 people at minimum wage instead of paying for …
the-awkward-math-writer: infiniteeight8: sweaterkittensahoy: scarletjedi: vivesarrives: askawelfarecaseworker: Casual reminder that working off the clock is illegal. Unless you’re salaried or authorized for overtime there is no reason for you to stay late. None. Your employers know this, too. That’s the thing: it’s literally just a job to us. We’re getting paid for our jobs. We’re not …
dvadad: cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today millennial: oh that’s ok no worries 🙂 baby boomer:
Cashier: can’t scan a broken barcode on a product Millennial: oh no shall I get a new one?? baby boomer: I guess it’s free ha ha ha!!!!
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cornerof5thandvermouth: i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
glorious-spoon: the weirdest thing about a lot of the common criticisms of millennials i see is that they all seem to boil down to: you are soft. you believe the world should be kind. you expect people to treat you fairly. you think your needs are important, that you deserve to be listened to, that …
humanityinahandbag: lucasnoahs: trjoel: “Millennials are so entitled" Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, …
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