Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of …

pheebadohdoh: fantastic-nonsense: thneedprincess: headfullofpotter: thatstheriddle: headfullofpotter: stop making animated characters so attractive I don’t mind it as long as it’s not an animated anima- oh… i think this needs to be updated yeah it definitely does Excuse me I think you’re forgetting some I think you guys forgot the hottest fucker of them all

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