pileofknives: venacavo: johnnyjoestarrelatable: just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar we can too you’re just not skilled yet Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

metalslugx: cvberdemon: metalslugx: jallox: retainerofvirgo: snoopingasusualisee: snoopingasusualisee: list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror hey quick …

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