romaniansuggestion: scarysuggestion: sinceresuggestion: poeticsuggestion: dreamsuggestion: affectionsuggestions: coolsuggestion: amoroussuggestion: gaysuggestion: bittersuggestion: lovelysuggestion: I hope you get a good night’s sleep I won’t suck a dick suck a heart instead my heart is broken shut up hold my hand i can only hold ur hand in my dreams write shitty poetry and vagueblog love yourselves suggestion blogs …
Tag Archives: shitpost
aspiring-procrastinator: welcome to my special hell (i should not have spent this much time on a shitpOst) Source: aspiring-procrastinator
youeitherskateoryoudie: divinebpd: youeitherskateoryoudie: i slave away over a hot blog frying up the tastiest shit posts this side of the millennium and this is the thanks i get i thought this was a post from shitpostgenerator omg i work hard to produce fresh, healthy, homecooked shit posts and you compare me to that capitalist shit …
marvelous-marka: If you can’t handle me at my Greedler-est you don’t deserve me at my Onceler-est
adhdsmokescreen: Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting?? nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?” Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill” One is more coherent than the other.
quirk-of-art: satan-loves-soda: electrifying-configurations: turntechgoddamnit: ancientanthropologist: what the fuck did I just watch this is my religion and im offended by your ignorance What the fu k this is some night vale level shit This is the definition of shitpost
ohcorny: visual shitposting
acutenautilus: old man accidentally makes perfect shitpost Source: acutenautilus
therightnippleofarcher: that shitpost generator is better than like 90% of tumblr users and it produces shitposts at an even and steady rate that human shitposters can’t provide at this rate the individual shitposter will be removed from the shitposting process soon the era of mass produced shitposting has begun welcome to shitpost capitalism