saladsaladnovski: saladsaladnovski: pastel-noble: saladsaladnovski: we’re gonna run out of posts eventually you wont live to see it…. good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck no it isnt
Tag Archives: shitpost
when you make a popular post and it defines your blog forever
imindhowwelayinjune: thefeelofavideogame: meme: tell me which shitpost defines my blog
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chefpyro: my team of scientists works around the clock to come up with shitposts. a piece of paper gets printed. it says “non-fiction”. the head scientist suggests making a post about their work process. I tell him the scenario we find ourselves in is too strange and would be mistaken for surreal humour. he kills …
youeitherskateoryoudie: divinebpd: youeitherskateoryoudie: i slave away over a hot blog frying up the tastiest shit posts this side of the millennium and this is the thanks i get i thought this was a post from shitpostgenerator omg i work hard to produce fresh, healthy, homecooked shit posts and you compare me to that capitalist shit …
stormingtheivory: leftclausewitz: memelovingbot: if tumblr is so accepting, why is it that i, a bird school *flickers lights on and off* welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!! Why even meme anymore when this bot is producing better shit than I ever could Meme farmers were right to be suspicious of memedustrialization. Now robots have taken …
cyclicalinfancy: coldhardcummies: “shitpost” is the most embarrassing thing to say/read please let it die have you seen your url
sluttyoliveoil: balkhy: balkhy: swaggity psy do not cry oppa gangnam smile im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this this is your greatest post
honeywaspkittenbaby: upthawolfs: sjwpanderer: adhdsmokescreen: Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting?? nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?” Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill” One is more coherent than the other. i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com …
romaniansuggestion: scarysuggestion: sinceresuggestion: poeticsuggestion: dreamsuggestion: affectionsuggestions: coolsuggestion: amoroussuggestion: gaysuggestion: bittersuggestion: lovelysuggestion: I hope you get a good night’s sleep I won’t suck a dick suck a heart instead my heart is broken shut up hold my hand i can only hold ur hand in my dreams write shitty poetry and vagueblog love yourselves suggestion blogs …