radiokills: dutchster: snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu She doesnt need hands to point at the menu and she shall go to every restaurant in the world
Tag Archives: snakes
omg-snakes: The first five from MC17. Two classic stripes, three classic motley/stripes! Source: omg-snakes
radiokills: me taking selfies with my friends 🙂 Source: postmodernjpg
gryffon: silentmania: gryffon: mammals: dishonest, attempting to cover our true nature with extraneous lanky growths, distancing ourselves from the filth and earth from which we rose snakes: honest, accept that they are tubes, writhe in mother dirt as is their wont LITERARY TUMBLR FOLKS Is ‘wont’ correctly used here? I never get to witness it …
konkeydongcountry: magicalgirlmindcrank: Snakes are the ultimate Vore Animal because yeah they swallow prey whole but they’d also be easy to Vore because you can just slurp em down like a noodle just please think once before you speak please
kaijutegu: thehobbutts: snakes…. where r they leggies right here! no for real, those lil spurs that some snakes have? those are leggies. those itty bitty bits of bone in the ribs, right at the base of the tail? that’s actually all what remains of the pelvis an leggies. li’l bits of femur, that be the …
things i think about a lot: snakes periscoping
sarielgrace: vampirefuneral: At first i thought you meant snakes using Periscope…
scotchtapeofficial: neopetsilluminati: poncho-with-my-dick-out: NO!!!!!! its ok theyr a nice crown now fusion Source: neopetsilluminati
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car thank you for your contributions towards the pursuit of scientific knowled ge
cargsdoodles: tag who you are. obviously im carg Source: caroleighlayne
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