“Why do Stormtroopers wear armour when it doesn’t stop blaster fire?”

charlesoberonn: This is what happens to a stormtrooper hit by a blaster. They get pushed back and their armour is singed. They’re definitely out of the fight, but they’ll probably survive. This is what happens to an unarmored target when it’s hit by a blaster Fuckin rekt

roachpatrol: ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like, (standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see …

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