floopdoof: candyredterezii: thechristmaspatch: polycement: bandagedapollojustice: reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong i beg to differ THEY CALLED THEM NAUGHTY NOO-NOO BECAUSE THOSE TELEFUCKERS MAKE A MESS WITH THEIR TUBBYTOAST AND NOO-NOO CLEANS UP ALL OF IT AND THEY ARE LIKE: NaughTY NOO-NOO FOR ”CLEANING UP” (eating/getting rid of) ALL THE TUBBYTOAST …

tenaflyviper: turboslime: drinkmasturbatecry: razzledazzy: netforce0: descartes-and-thosecartes: sensorydeprivationprincess: turboslime: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it …

benedicts-ass-butt: cuntgradulation: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked  EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding i just there were PEOPLE in there oh my god my entire life has been a lie no i refuse I …

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