teach4lyfe: beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put …
Tag Archives: toddlers
bombing: what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot