Aries: stands on a chair, looks the teacher directly in the eyes, and lets out a mock wolf howl Taurus: calls the hot substitute teacher daddy behind his back and proceeds to make lewd faces while pulling the front of their shirt down Gemini: person A, “FUCK YOU” person B, “no you’re ugly” Cancer: writing …
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dodrio: Sorry, Dad. I couldn’t think of a nice way to say “America Stinks!” The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer Source: cartoon
bsparrow: ashermajestywishes: kendralynora: so is Victory LOVE TRIANGLE Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind) Source: ithelpstodream
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Dr. Holiday Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Rex Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Six Looks like a cinnamon roll, actually is a cinnamon roll: Noah Sinnamon Roll: Caesar
Six: Rex no. Holiday: Rex no. Bobo: Rex no. Noah: Rex no. White Knight: Rex no. Circe: Rex no. Caesar: Rex no. Beverly: Rex no. Annie: Rex no. Claire: Rex no. Tuck: Rex no. Skwydd: Rex no. Cricket: Rex no. Kenwyn: Rex no. Van Kleiss: Rex no. Breach: Rex no. Biowolf: Rex no. Skalamander: Rex …
drewboigenius: karajames: poonpie: thesoftgrape: thehumorousace: lgbtqpjo: People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™ Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good. Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you. In case you were confused 👌 Just like how there are white people …
maghrebabe: 14 y/o: *has a stance on politics* some gross adult: look at the sjw,,,,,, smh,,,, youre too young to have an opinion 14 y/o: *has fun* 14 y/o: *acts like a 14 y/o* 14 y/o: *breaths* gross adult: cringe!!!!!
livelyspaghetti: When I tell people to delete anon hate, to not publish it, it’s not me saying “ignore it and it’ll stop; don’t fight back.” It is 100% petty and spiteful. Honestly, I can’t think of anything better than the person who sent the hate obsessively checking your blog and refreshing and refreshing, waiting for you …
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spookyloop: xtelepathx-cerebro: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision. Below zero weather. Spontaneous naps. Long eye lashes. Roughhousing. Leaning your face against anything. Swimming. Everything. Source: …
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