editor-c: thelittlenoctua: memestealingbisexual: spentingarrulity: twisteddoodles: How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’. Adding from my brother: “You see it too??” “Triplets, actually. I’m the third.” “YOU SEE IT TOO??” omg I laughed so hard I choked @eckcro Source: twisteddoodles
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huntmedown237: Humans are weird/space orcs idea Twins. Like. What the fuck would aliens think when they see two people who look identical, but act TOTALLY different from each other. Example. Srotar: Ah! Human Max, I was looking for you. What did you say earlier about eggs? Greg (twin 2): What? No, I’m Greg. You’re looking …
jewishdragon: I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold (comedian is Alex Edelman) Source: jewishdragon
dialga: LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG
permian-tropos: ukulelekatie: judas-mulder: Amazing Help me O-Bey Wan you’re my only hope O-Bey Wan Cé Source: judas-mulder
phantomrose96: A Tale of Two Stans was really great Source: tastefullyoffensive
I understand that people are worried about the Pines after A Tale of Two Stans. But consider this: HOW WORRIED DO YOU THINK THE TWINS WHO ARE WATCHING THIS SHOW ARE? HOW WORRIED DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!?!?! HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!
methblue: jethrocane: a pregnant woman goes into a coma months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant “you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them” “what did he name the girl?” the woman asks “denise” “that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?” “denephew” this is like 1998 chain email-level content
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