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I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk
the-christy-files: seankuraly: dykepostings: I BEG YOUR PARDON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS It’s because when they were in character filming Dracula they used a real priest for the wedding scene and not an actor…. So like they might be married according to a Romanian church but that’s it. @editor-c
doktorgun: blacksquares: for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… …
wormdelivre: wormdelivre: swarnpert: i was never taught the little song about which months have how many days so ive basically just been guessing my whole life There is a song? Don’t you just count your knuckles?? Is this not how you learn it?
masterwayfinders: charlesoberonn: the-porter-rockwell: mojave-wasteland-official: anotherjadedwriter: anotherjadedwriter: history fucked me up oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, …
warriorvolga: AFKHLGAUOZWFRGAOUJHFVIZAFWB SO IN THE ENGLISH VERSION ITS THIS BUT IN THE GERMAN VERSION, ITS T H I S which translates to “tell me how hard you want to fuck me against the wall” (check the reblogs, theres now an extended version)
Source: scootlivesscootdies-blog
sinisterspooks: makes sense
ollie-the-other-reindeer: So um Hi I want to talk about this latest Camp Camp episode- and the backwards message? “The master must not be made whole again?” Any other suggestions? If it’s ‘the master’ then what are the pieces to be made whole? I really hope this wasn’t just a gag. Source: ollie-the-other-reindeer
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