I read the first post on your witch au tag and I’m laughing because I’m thinking of someone telling the town history in modern times like “yeah so this guy sodomized a minister in the hay barn and then they both disappeared. and I’m about 90% sure that guy was actually a witch. Oh yeah and there was a two-headed goat” and everyone listening is just “???what the fuck????”

reserve: Like, witch au would definitely be the WEIRDEST reenactment at a historical village. Does anyone want to write an au of witch au where Ben Solo and Hux (actually related) are the employees playing accused witch Kylo Ren and Reverend Hux?? Haha. PS: they definitely still fuck in a barn. It’s just after hours …

Oho witch kylo out in the woods bathing in a small pond and Rev hux stumbling upon him, the first time Rev hux hears kylo speak it strikes him to the core, it is the voice of the devil thar leaves those lips the serpent who led eve astray

reserve: Whoa whoa there buddy now that’s what I’m talking about. Gimme some old fashioned witch o’the woods bathing.

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