zlypy: sportmuscles: sportmuscles: i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans i read it wrong this isnt true this is true dont be a coward
Tag Archives: worms
devilishdescent: devilishdescent: i know we make fun of baby boomers n shit for not being able to relate to millennials but we really are fucking impenetrable human beings “so what do you talk about with your internet friends?” “Scroll of the consume piss”
editor-c: @eckcro Source: 3dspacecadetpinball
may I join the worms?
worm-suggestion: hello, Thank you for your interest, and yes you may. Simply just go outside and get in dirt. Thanks
womprat: you get the best of both worms
fleamontpotter: This was my favourite book when I was little. My friends and I would borrow it from the library every week and spend our lunchtimes crying with laughter at it every single time. My sister just bought me a copy and now I realise that my entire sense of humour was based off this …
@anakineatslivebugs Source: zazzle.com
first-disorder: Worm spaghetti 2k16 Very romantic, elegant gourmet meal with earthworms as pasta, slugs instead meatballs in slime mixed with soil sauce.@horatiosroom I made it. Source: first-disorder
me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy
contraception: this makes me sad i’m calling them squigglets Source: contraception