private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service – anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

person: [about to shoot me] me: wait wait hold on a sec person: NO I’M GONNA KILL YOU me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play] person: is this…. mmm whatcha say? me: shoot me now. i’m ready. i’m at peace.

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