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iguanamouth: minmoh: iguanamouth: listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked – if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily …

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