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phantomrose96: I (we) am/are a hivemind of 20,000 bees, under the dictatorial rule of a queen, piloting a colossal human-sized mecha shell (as established in previous asks)  By carefully synchronizing the wing-beats of all 20,000 drones, I (we) create an interplay of frequencies which establishes a sort of consciousness. Each bee acts as a single …

z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. …

likkistu-ormur: I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of …

dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

In the next 3 weeks, Canada will make a decision that could save the bees for good

parttimeperfectionist: um guys? canada is currently considering banning imidacloprid, which is apparently “one of the most widely used bee-killing pesticides in the world”. this seems pretty huge, so if you’ve got two seconds, add your name to the list! as of posting this link, they need just over 8,000 more signatures by february 21! In …

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