nishikinico: tsundereforcoffee: captainsnoop: how the human brain works: electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression. my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce Happy sauce machine broke
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Me: okay brain, I’m gonna sleep Brain: okay Me: so you have to be quiet Brain: okay Me: Brain: Me: Brain: Me: -half asleep- Brain: the snack that smiles back
snorlaxatives: me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember
brain: let’s go out and get stabbed! me: what no why brain: if we survive we’ll get attention and if we die we’ll be dead me: ….actually that’s a p good plan
brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive. me: why brain: you gotta
themarvelousmadmadammim: larryburrd: nyamennwunamawu: Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. And anyone who makes you feel weird about trusting your gut is shady …
yatahisofficiallyridiculous: metaphorical-: reikaaoki: morningkind: xoxo-jessabug: sapphrikah: funnyandhilarious: This Actually Really Works Don’t forget to share us to your friends word? these are good things but sometimes you just get migraines and your brain goes LOL LET’S MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS for no actual reason so here are some …
Me: *looks at homework* Me: *looks at open AO3 tab* Brain: hoe don’t do it… Me: *clicks on 75,000 word fanfiction* Brain: oh my god
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