factsinallcaps: THE MAXIMUM DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS IS 401 MILLION KILOMETERS, OR 249,169,848 MILES. THIS IS JUST OVER 22 LIGHT MINUTES. THIS MEANS THAT IF THEY INVENTED A SPACECRAFT CAPABLE OF TRAVELING AT LIGHT SPEED, PASSENGERS ON THAT SHIP COULD WATCH A MAXIMUM OF ONE EPISODE OF THE OFFICE OR COMPARABLE SITCOM, AND A SHORT …
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youcantfuckaskeleton: I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!! NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN SKWLETON YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING SKELETON IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A …
RELEASE ME FROM THIS MORTAL COIL
ubiquitous-pearl: witchedways: indie-idiosyncrasies: painprecedeslove: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS …
Do you have any triggers?
marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth. Nah, I never joke about Jello, Popsicles, and Soup Broth… Indeed, I am! I’m a disability advocate whose triggers are Jello, Popsicles, and Soup Broth. I legit just lost a follower over this. They must be really big fans of Jello and/or Popsicles …
I HAVE NO NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST FLUFF HELPP
IT TOOK THEM TEN CHAPTERS TO KISS AND THEN THE SMOL HAD A PANIC ATTACK I,,M
ussawesome: DONT PANDER TO ME KID ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN 13 SECONDS A SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP AND COOK US IN OUR SEATS AND WAIT TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE OF ANDORIAN SHINGLES SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING SPACE …
keyblade-crafter: bearded-drumfill: gaminginyourunderwear: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNCLE Sort of hyperventilating Source: elementalsight
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