nooowestayandgetcaught: bi-privilege: watching an episode of chopped and in the final round they asked one of the contestants what she would do with $10k and she said “I have student loans to pay off” and one of the judges said “don’t spend the money on student loans. do something to enrich yourself–travel, take a class, …
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yournewfriendshouse: katastrophic-kitten: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know how to cook and he just called me downstairs and threw an apron at me and was like “WELCOME TO CHOPPED” Ok my mystery ingredients are: canned potatoes, …
getting eliminated on chopped vs cutthroat kitchen
ted allen: i’m so sorry, chef, you’ve been chopped. be well. do you need anything? a cup of coffee? a ride back to the hotel? here’s my number, call day or night. i’m so proud of you and i hope you are never sad again. alton brown: give me back my fUCKING MONEY
evaunit08: miss-nerdgasmz: grandwhizbang: When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some …
gamegrrl: gamegrrl: two things i want: a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience “i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”
segapic0: Source: choped
jaehyawn: what she says: im fine what she means: Four chefs, three courses, only one chance to win. The challenge: create an unforgettable meal from the mystery items hidden in these basket before time runs out. Our distinguished panel of chefs will critique their work, and one by one they must face the dreaded chopping …
Years in the future
thefaroffgirl: My son: *turns on cutthroat kitchen* Me: *walks in and gasps* what the hell do you think you’re watching?? My son: cutthroat kitchen mo- Me: *grabs the remote and changes the channel* we are a CHOPPED family and you know that *i point up to the portrait of Ted Allen above the fire place*
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