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Tag Archives: coke
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lmaoalien: waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
kagezukami: share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach
mercedesbenzodiazepine: valueprice: mercedesbenzodiazepine: I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? Cocaine
coolranchdevitos: waspsbewaremywrathrawr: fuks: SAIL I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here the disruption of pleasant relaxing music the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person …
autumngracy: joecarrolltho: thatfunnyblog: “why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same” alouise311 Fun fact: Coca-cola was invented before the widespread use of refrigeration, and was therefore formulated to taste good while warm. Pepsi, on the other hand, was invented later, and was formulated specifically to taste better cold. Why does …