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prokopetz: hielario: prokopetz: prokopetz: Three types of D&D classes: Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna kill it” Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna steal it” Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna fuck it” (Note: both bards and druids are “I’m gonna fuck it”, albeit for completely …
dyannehs: dyannehs: Last week, my party was so unfocused that I was getting legitimately angry. So as punishment, this week I’ve planned an extra special encounter. They are going to fight Actual Cannibal Shia LaBoeuf. I’m going to see how long it takes them to figure it out. Will post updates. Our Rogue and Paladin …
dnd-maps-n-stuff: “Rats. We’re Rats. We’re the Rats. We prey at night. We stalk at night. We’re the Rats.” On each plane of existence, there exists one great Rat who rules over all other rats on that plane. This Rat is known as The Giant Rat That Makes All of the Rules. There is always one …
things to do while you wait for your dnd groups to meet again:
critical-failqueer: create a family tree for a character you’ll never get the chance to play make yet another tiefling find race and class combos you haven’t had the chance to play yet dig up an old character and revamp them make playlists for your characters. get emotional when you listen to them start writing backstory …
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dungeons-and-dumbies: Cave in a Fantasy Setting: *exists* Giant Spiders:
skrambled: polygonfighter: The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is Dungeons and Dragons: a summary
tabletop-rpgs: shadowmap: hobgoblinhero: maxiesatanofficial: shoelesscosmonaut: thesleepiestsheepy: pettyartist: gloomdraws: shoelesscosmonaut: Me: You’ll be fighting the Butcher My Players: We must become friends with this person Me: the blacksmith, a literal demon, takes a montrous bite from the whole pig in his hand. My Players: we must adopt him. He is our uncle now. Me: The hand …
thelegendofkungjew: D&D character concept: a bard who plays this
probablybadrpgideas: plusthreeshortsword: A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin. (actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have …