prokopetz: hielario: prokopetz: prokopetz: Three types of D&D classes: Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna kill it” Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna steal it” Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna fuck it” (Note: both bards and druids are “I’m gonna fuck it”, albeit for completely …

things to do while you wait for your dnd groups to meet again:

critical-failqueer: create a family tree for a character you’ll never get the chance to play make yet another tiefling find race and class combos you haven’t had the chance to play yet dig up an old character and revamp them make playlists for your characters. get emotional when you listen to them start writing backstory …

skrambled: polygonfighter: The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

tabletop-rpgs: shadowmap: hobgoblinhero: maxiesatanofficial: shoelesscosmonaut: thesleepiestsheepy: pettyartist: gloomdraws: shoelesscosmonaut: Me: You’ll be fighting the Butcher My Players: We must become friends with this person Me: the blacksmith, a literal demon, takes a montrous bite from the whole pig in his hand. My Players: we must adopt him. He is our uncle now. Me: The hand …

probablybadrpgideas: plusthreeshortsword: A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin.  (actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have …

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