sushinfood: dafuqyouwantfrumme: academicfeminist: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” …
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Things French parents say to their kids
ambrena: ewnor: jadisjavaisuncoeur: nous-les-cancres: nope-not-true: When we forget to turn off a light:C’est pas Versailles ici !Hey, we’re not in Versailles ! When we stand between them and something they want to see:Et ton père, il est vitrier ?Is your father a glazier? When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yetBen mange ta main et …
confusedtree: utopia-shangrila: confusedtree: In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots. Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons. SURPRISE HAHAHAHA KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
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