francaise-de-coeur: slav-reject: Russian person: *points at an owl* сова French person: *abruptly turns around* Très bien, merci French person: ça va ? Russian person: Ну где сова?
Tag Archives: french language
editor-c: hyrude: my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please everyone for the next 10 minutes: …
aljofares: Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow
banana-spice: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn @weirdwyvern Source: chekhov
polyglotplatypus: totally-sherwholocked: onestenrepublique: pardonmyfrenchputain: doucefrancecherpaysdemonenfance: true. ‘baguette me against the wall’ I’m cackling Seduce non-french people while quoting Macron’s speech. “C’est notre projet”, sussuré à ton oreille d’une voix rauque “alors tu le kiffe mon cordon bleu” Source: theoppositeofadults
dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw: phantamxrose: kvotheunkvothe: consulting-catlady: universalpotatochip: universalpotatochip: My stomach growled super loud in French omg I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize bonjour le growl hon hon hon feed me a baguette Why do I even go on this website
rosewater1997: Can’t believe the French found a way to make me feel pretentious for wanting to die
Source: mccaine
sushinfood: dafuqyouwantfrumme: academicfeminist: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” …
Things French parents say to their kids
ambrena: ewnor: jadisjavaisuncoeur: nous-les-cancres: nope-not-true: When we forget to turn off a light:C’est pas Versailles ici !Hey, we’re not in Versailles ! When we stand between them and something they want to see:Et ton père, il est vitrier ?Is your father a glazier? When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yetBen mange ta main et …
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