syenes: Phasma rigged the bet man. She needs them to be together and catch them so she wins loads of credits. At first it’s mainly about the money and the game but then she gets emotionally invested and she needs these two idiots to set aside their differences and be together!
Tag Archives: headcanon
lullabyknell: Hot damn, I just thought of something really cool. So, like, I headcanon that Harry kept Parseltongue after he lost the horcrux, because it’s just really fun to imagine stuff like Harry talking to Albus Severus’ pet snake or finding a little snake in the garden and hissing a hello. Parseltongue is really neat …
A headcanon about dicks
help-i-am-actually-solas: kdazrael: What if circumcision has become customary in imperial/ex-imp culture (superstitions about hygiene, eventually becomes a sort of badge-of-belonging) but very rare in rebel/new republican families, who are much more hippy-dippy and have a ‘let and let live’ attitude to foreskin? What I’m saying is, what if the first time Hux and Ren have …
What if Hux and Kylo share a completely psychopathic (and a bit sadistic) sense of humor and at first people didn’t even realize they were joking. Like no one gets it but they’re having whatever their uptight version of hysterics is.
kylux-fic-hell: This is one of the most plausible/in-character headcanons we’ve had so far!
mnemehoshiko: historymiss: I like to imagine Kylo has a bunch of useless scoundrel-y type skills that he pretends he doesn’t have, like he’s actually a really good shot and great at picking locks and occasionally when the First Order raids smuggling vessels for supplies he’ll do a personal sweep of the vehicle, sigh heavily and …
hux headcanons
poeskywallker: – he always wakes up two minutes before his alarm, and still tires to get back to sleep – sings very badly in the shower, also has no idea that anyone walking past can hear everything – has definitely coined the term ‘punk ass bitch’ to describe kylo ren – is a very good …
This goes along to the kylux thing you reblogged. (1/2) So what if Hux was constantly berated by his parents (dad mostly cuz seriously. Wat an ass) for being so easy to read emotionally. “Don’t cry! Be a man!” “Do you really think s/he would like a weakling like you?” To the point that Hux is so emotionally damaged that he’s legit scared to show emotion. And when he started working w/ Ren all he could think was “can people really be /that/ expressive?”
: ANON UR BREAKING MY HEART also i never got ur second message :V BUT IM SCREEAMING NOOOOO
correct me if i’m wrong pls
princechandelier: kk so i’ve been thinking about the tracker that hux has in kylo’s belt… i honestly think kylo has no idea that it’s there because if it’s a standard thing for the crew to have trackers, why did we see nobody monitoring them? i saw no screens or devices that showed the positions of …
first-disorder: The greatcoat theory Hux wears his big ass coat like this to appear bigger and more intimidating.
first-disorder: Headcanon: Kylo totally sleeps in a blanket nest looking like a big angsty burrito.
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