topsecretespeonage: neurofancier: khirsahle: newtsckamander: suaimhneas-peace: emeraldboreas: a-windsor: mellivorinae: a-windsor: mellivorinae: OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that??? “Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety …
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matthewsagan: interviewer: so why do you want this job? me:
shadysquid: shadysquid: I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen I got the job
Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.
mpregcraig: QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do? QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger? QUESTION 3: …
umbrealles: During interview: What would you describe as your biggest weakness? Me: my inability to keep my face still when reading fluff
How To Get A Job Fast As Hell
kaylapocalypse: thechronicleofshe: @owenabbott Apply to a job, wait (1) day, then call. Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be …
kikaiz: the person who made this thing must love star wars because this is the 2nd question that mentions Jedi at least i’m having fun with this mandatory government assignment now
theinturnetexplorer: good for him. Source: theinturnetexplorer
fuckyeahdementia: 20 essential job interview tips Source: fuckyeahdementia