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deaddisco: ksubiis: deaddisco: im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death You’re*
papi-chulo-bucky: buckyappreciationsociety: mariahraemonroe: thedarkerbrother89: Let me post this before it becomes an act of treason or sedition. Lmao LMMFAO!!! HAHAAAAAAA!!!! Source: intellectual-hood-nigga
quousque: iwantasecretgarden: shamrockjolnes: five-cats: someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me” So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more? I tried to scroll past I really did beautiful …
gayrapunzel: Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.
exhausted-trashgoddex: when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
lumnch: lumnch: clockworkmod: lumnch: clockworkmod: clockworkmod: I don’t understand why instead of making good jokes people make bad jokes! Why not make good jokes? Hey @lunmch ! Does your shirt have any holes in it? heheh uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmhuhhhh nooooo….???? Then how did you get it on!?! 😂 Huh?? I just put it- oh- OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HEE …
literaryreference: It took me a second to realize this was a pun and not a joke about WWI-related literature/poetry (and/or Modernism generally). Source: ambereliza
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are given a length of fence and are asked to enclose the maximum possible surface with it. The engineer makes a square. The physicist makes a circle. The mathematician makes a random shape, steps inside it, and says “I’m outside”.
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