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Tag Archives: pun
setharooni: setharooni: damn mother nature thicc now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit
geoclaire: My wife was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the snooty grocery store and I said “yeah it’s nuts” and now she won’t answer my texts
inkandblade: wordsmith-storyweaver: jasnakisapa: orriculum: candiikismet: thranduilland: whateverhumans: siesiegirl: professorsparklepants: tuesdayisfordancing: ozymandias271: “our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/ noun …
pissedachios: pissedachios: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? oh sheet
hidethepoo: Being an autistic who passes as a neurotypical feels like being a war spy with a well-kept secret…one infiltrating a foreign country with a culture you, although understanding it, still find it somewhat strange. I guess you can call it Aspieonage.
justbadpuns: If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?
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literaryreference: It took me a second to realize this was a pun and not a joke about WWI-related literature/poetry (and/or Modernism generally). Source: ambereliza
gomu-gomu-no-life: dggeoff: ibeggedformercytwice: ibeggedformercytwice: My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him. Oh bother. im deleting this fucking website It took me a minute
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