kid – Site Title

memewhore:

samael: @cascadiarch Source: therandomninjakitty

Source: thebestoftumbling

sprite-lightning: backtobass: iceb0x Source: bruitist

foxy-sierra: imninm: I need this framed immediately Yes. This is going to be printed and mounted on my wall when I have my own place again. Such truth.

Source: toshio

sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

alexander-the-amazing: You know what I don’t get? When a kid says, “When I was younger…” and every adult within a 5 mile radius has to laugh and be like, “When YOU were younger? You, a child, were younger?” Because apparently you can’t have past memories until you’re at least 50.

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there’s a monster under my bed MOM : that’s silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

niccageinabearcostume: Nobody won this day Source: sofapizza