reywallker: and in unrelated news, the catholic church has just published a canonical addition to the bible in which it is revealed that jesus christ has actually been working for the devil for the past two thousand years. “hail satan,” he says at the end of the new book.

valinwhore: Ren reached out to check that Hux had buckled in, his hand trailing over his chest, and this time Hux couldn’t stop himself from backing against the seat in alarm just as the camera’s flash went off. “Don’t worry; we’ll be fine.” “Do you realize what this will look—” Ren killed the speeder’s engine …

trashy-cans: OKAY. HAS ANYONE PLAYED SPACE TEAM? IMAGINE BILL AND THE TWINS PLAYING THAT AND THEY’RE ALL JUST FRANTICALLY SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER. “WHO THE FUCK HAS THE ONE KNOB. I SAID TURN THE ONE KNOB. TURN. THE. ONE. KNOB” “WELL I DONT HAVE IT, BRO. PUSH THE CONTROL BUTTON.” “BILL YOU LITTLE SHIT PAY …

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