unicornempire: notallwerewolves: elvenclub: notallwerewolves: accio-shitpost: arthur weasley, aka the world’s biggest muggleboo who probably larps as an office worker on the weekends officemaster: you have… *rolls dice* successfully transferred the call to your boss’ voicemail! you hear the distant ringing of the fellytone from the inner office for a moment before the machine picks up, …